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03
Mar

Stump Speech

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It is Super Tuesday and that can only mean one thing. The primary season is in full swing. And while the presidential hopefuls are looking for that perfect venue for a roaring stump speech, let us remind ourselves that the Wolf Trap Park has facilities in this department that are second to none.

So come on in, dear candidates, let the games begin.

No matter where you go, the stumps are offering a perfect platform.
Bring your own speech and you are all set!
Not sure who to root for yet? Don’t worry.
This doyen of Wolf Trap stumps is not sure either.
As we all know, campaigns can be pretty rocky.
The vicinity of this stump will deliver the message to voters subliminally.
And if it comes to mud slinging, some of our stumps offer convenient hideouts.
They will even protect you against the elements.
Some stumps feature comfortable seating areas for the weary polling place goers.
Other stump amenities include flowing water.
And if you bring your running mate, we will accommodate you both.
Not too close with your veep yet? No problem.
This double offers plenty of personal space for both of you.
If your forte is the Health Care Reform, this stump is for you.
They say it has lived without health insurance for the past twenty years.
A drive through stump for the extra busy executives. Hop out of the cart,
plant a Medicare ID between the splinters, take a photo and hop right back in.
If you prefer wilderness, there are stumps galore in the deep woods.
And don’t worry, you’ll find plenty of undecided raccoons and foxes there.
Last but not least: here is the great prize for the eventual winner.
The George Washington Memorial Stump
(on the path from the Theater in the Woods to the Pond Bridge)

— honza —

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